Im gay, no surprise. Ive been gay since as far as I can remember.
But Im embarrassed nowadays to be so.
I have been keeping a hopeful and watchful eye on the so called "Rights Campaign" my fellow queers have been staging. I was hopeful on the idea that someday I might have the "Right" to be at the bedside of my dying lover. The "Right" to adopt children. The "Right" to share health coverage. The "Right" to marry, though, why in the world would I want to follow an example of an institution that got a 50/50% divorce rate?!! Anyway, I support these basic values and am happy that they have mostly been resolved.
Then I read all over this country, how Gays arent treated fairly, STILL.
Really? Recently, Guiness, Heineken, and Samuel Adams, have decided to pull their sponsorship from the St Pattys Day Parade in NY. Why? Because some greedy Faggots who just cant live without the spotlight arent gonna be recognized in an IRISH parade. Where in the world does Gay come into this equation???
What is it in some Gays that just has to be shared with the world, that it already does not know? You Butt Fuck? WOW! I never knew! Thats somethin to talk about with all my friends on FB.
The trend of "Gay Rights" is going too far. Its become so big, and annoying. Its invading every inch of the country where it never has gone before. Example, The Boy Scouts, Chik-Fila, Barilla, The Department Of Defense, which is now being sued by GLAAD, because the Dept blocks their computers from seeing LGBT sites. Hey Gay guy, shouldnt you be working on defending the country instead of just YOURSELF, and your Dick?
Its not embarrassing enough Gays have Gay Day Parades, where the suppossed cross section of USA Gays are marching in underwear, dresses, lipstick, high heels, BDSM apparty and where deviant perverted suggestive behaviors are displayed. Faggots want "Rights". Gotcha. Dont shove it down my throat, so to speak.
I remember when a young man was tied, beaten severely and tied to a fence post to die because he was gay. It changed the way the law protected a group once villified. I can fully understand this. NO ONE should be excluded from violence protection. NO ONE. This was a huge step forward.
But now, the arrogance of the Gay mind set has reached unlimited untethered proportions. As if the cross section of Gays isnt represented enough, its usually the A Typical effeminate guys I see on TV, Radio, and Internet. Its embarrassing.
Talk about fitting in, the Gays seem to have excluded themselves as a result of all the whiny, crying "look at me" stance they carry today. Oh Look, Im a Queer sports star! Look at me, Im a Gay Politician! Over here, over here, Im sooooo gay!
Now every once in a while, in my inbox of email, Im asked to give money to Ugandan Gay Rights Campaign. Really? And even more recently, I ought not watch the Olympics because the Iron Fist decides his country doesnt support Sodomism? Its the Olympics, not Gay For All Sports Show.
I do not care if someone is so insecure that my butt fucking tendancy fogs there ability to see who I really am. Im not JUST gay. Im a greasy junkyard dog, that pays bills, lives, loves and cries. OMG, Just like everyone else.
I love Barilla pasta, and Im going to eat all that I possibly can. I dont care that the CEO doesnt like me. Some of my fellow gay guys should come up with their own pasta called COCKARONI, if thatd make them feel better. It should come with a sauce to pair it with called Gay Sauce. EEWWWWA.
I have the distinct Right to choose what I do and do not "like" in my universe. I have no desire to force people to be fake and be all inclusive.
Because I work in a Junkyard should I be all up in arms and whine that there ought to be gays represented in my industry, "Oh Heey, I got that Knuckle and Spindle ready for your car, oh, and I really made sure the Axle Hole was decent, hahahahaha".
Now, Im sure I will chided regarding this writing as myself being insecure about my own sexuality. Go for it, tell me Im insecure about my own sexuality.
I dont hang out with alot of Gays. I feel excluded, Im not an A-Typical Faggot. Im not pretty, I dont fit the mold. Am I concerned about it? Not really.
The ones I do know, are just guys. Thats all. No frills, no tassles, no glitter. (Secretly though I sprinkle glitter in my oatmeal)
The Bottom Line here, is just go live your life and leave everyone else alone, and take your over extended agenda and grab some Crisco and shove it up your *ss.
